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★ 11/23th/thr/ELMO J1 19:30--20:30

 投稿者:ELMO  投稿日:2017年11月20日(月)19時19分37秒
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  ★ 11/23th/thr/ELMO J1 19:30--20:30
23日はおやすみです


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A mother is talking with her son.

Ichiro loves surfing on the Internet and he often accesses websites
which require a password.
One day, his mother looked at his desk and found his password.

It says,

“PokemonGundamDoraemon”

M: Ichiro, why do you have such a long password?
I: Because it has to have at least three characters.
 

☆11/22th/Wed/L&G 13:30---

 投稿者:ELMO  投稿日:2017年11月20日(月)19時14分28秒
  ☆11/22th/Wed/L&G 13:30---
room 52
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A mother is talking with her daughter.
Mika was born in Osaka and moved to Tokyo when she turned 9 years old.
One day, she asked her mother.

M: Where did I come from?

Her mother thought the time has finally come to talk about
a man and a woman, and the birds and the bees.
She told her how people fall in love and how a baby is born..

Mika listened to her mother’s story with great interest and said,

M: Wow, it’s so interesting. Dad said I came from Osaka.
 

★ 11/16th/thr/ELMO J1 19:30--20:30

 投稿者:ELMO  投稿日:2017年11月14日(火)15時10分44秒
  ★ 11/16th/thr/ELMO J1 19:30--20:30
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水曜日 20時までに 出席を連絡ください。

木曜日 7時30分~8時30分

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連絡 Sesame 053-457-5011



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The traffic signal

An old woman crossed the street against traffic and made it safely to the other side. The policeman was glaring at her.

P: Didn’t you see the sign?
W: What sign?

The policeman pointed to the traffic signal.

P: Don’t walk.
W: Oh, I saw it, all right. I thought it was an advertisement for the bus company
 

☆11/15th/Wed/L&G 13:30---

 投稿者:ELMO  投稿日:2017年11月14日(火)15時04分15秒
  ☆11/15th/Wed/L&G 13:30---
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A group of old women

A group of 60 year old women discussed where they should meet for dinner.
They wanted go to a restaurant where they could enjoy the scenery outside. And they decided to go to the Skytree restaurant.

When they turned 70, they discussed again where they should go for dinner.
They wanted go to a restaurant where they could enjoy fireworks show. And they decided to go to the Skytree Restaurant.

When they turned 80, they discussed again where they should meet for dinner.
They wanted go to a restaurant where they could enjoy the scenery of Mt Fuji. And they decided to go to the Skytree Restaurant.

When they turned 90, they discussed again where they should meet for dinner.
They wanted go to a restaurant where they had never been before. And they decided to go to the Skytree Restaurant.
 

土曜朝エルモ11/11th--10:30~12:00 参加確認

 投稿者:ELMO  投稿日:2017年11月 9日(木)17時22分38秒
  土曜朝エルモ11/11th--10:30~12:00 参加確認

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Hereafter

A woman lost her husband last year. She wanted to talk with her late husband again and asked a medium or Reibai-shi to put her into communication with the dead.

W: Darling, are you happy now?

M: Yes, I’m happy.

W: Are you happier than you were on earth with me?

M: Yes, I’m happier than I was on earth with you.

W: Oh, really? Can you tell me what heaven is like?

M: Heaven? No, I’m in hell.
 

ELMO J2 11/11th--10:30~12:00 参加確認

 投稿者:ELMO  投稿日:2017年11月 9日(木)17時18分44秒
  ELMO J2 11/11th--10:30~12:00 参加確認

内容: ABCニュース、BBC、VOA、CNNなどから
社会、ビジネス、文化、政治、科学など、
その時々の興味深い記事を取り上げ、 幅広い知識と語彙力
、理解力の向上を目指しつつ英語でディスカッションを行います

参加希望者は河合さんにメールください
ej.comm@i.softbank.jp

参加費300円+コピー代
場所 中区砂山325-20 水谷ビル5階
053-457-5011
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An episode of Shigeo Nagashima

Shigeo Nagashima was one of the most popular baseball players in Japan. He was known for his carelessness. His nickname is Mister.

A: Mister, may I ask you a question about English?

Mister: Yes, go ahead.

A: What is the past tense of ‘I live in Tokyo’?

Mister: The past tense of ‘I live in Tokyo’? Oh, that’s easy. The past tense of ‘I live in Tokyo’ is ‘I live in Edo’.
 

★11/11/土曜日PMエルモ

 投稿者:ELMO  投稿日:2017年11月 9日(木)17時12分23秒
  ★11/11/土曜日PMエルモ

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The good news and the bad news

A doctor is talking with a patient.

Doctor: About the medical test I did on you, I have some good news and have some bad news.

Patient: I want to hear the good news first.

Doctor: Well, the good news is that you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What!? Only 24 hours? If that is the good news, then what is the bad news?

Doctor: I was going to tell it to you yesterday.
 

★ 11/9th/thr/ELMO J1 19:30--20:30

 投稿者:ELMO  投稿日:2017年11月 6日(月)17時42分58秒
  ★ 11/9th/thr/ELMO J1 19:30--20:30

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水曜日 20時までに 出席を連絡ください。

木曜日 7時30分~8時30分

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At a clothing store

Customer: Which sweater do you think suits me?

Salesclerk: Try on this one. It suits you. It makes you look ten years younger.

Customer: Then I won’t take it.

Salesclerk: Why not?

Customer: Because every time I take it off, I look ten years older.
 

☆11/8th/Wed/L&G 13:30---

 投稿者:ELMO  投稿日:2017年11月 6日(月)17時37分11秒
  ☆11/8th/Wed/L&G 13:30---
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An emergency in the airplane

A cabin attendant asked the passengers.

CA: There are some sick people in the plane. Is there a doctor among the passengers?

There was a doctor and he went to see the patients. After a few minutes, the cabin attendant came again and asked the passengers.

CA: Excuse me, is there a pilot among the passengers?
 

★ 11/2th/thr/ELMO J1 19:30--20:30

 投稿者:ELMO  投稿日:2017年10月29日(日)10時31分11秒
  ★ 11/2th/thr/ELMO J1 19:30--20:30
参加希望者は メール等にて

水曜日 20時までに 出席を連絡ください。

木曜日 7時30分~8時30分

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講師 Tariniさん参加費 500円

連絡 Sesame 053-457-5011



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Waiter, waiter, jokes

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don’t you like it?

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Shhh, other customers may want it.

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don’t worry. I won’t charge you for that.

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a cockroach in my soup.
Waiter: Really? Usually, there’s a fly.
 

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